scarsandapologies

Me when it's time for dinner.

  • Mom: Dinner is ready!
  • Me: Okay. What are we eating?
  • Mom: Vegetable soup
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • My dog:
  • Louis:
  • Liam:
  • Obama:
  • Me: Mom...you know-
  • Mom: YES I KNOW. I PICKED OUT THE CARROTS AND I GAVE YOU A SPOON INSTEAD OF A FORK. BECAUSE ONLY REAL DIRECTIONERS KNOW THAT LOUIS DOESN'T REALLY LIKE CARROTS AND LIAM IS SCARED OF SPOONS. I SPENT ALL NIGHT ON THIS MEAL. DAMN. SHUT UP AND EAT THE SHIT.
  • Me: I've tought you so well<3